![]() Petersburg Devil Rays to win, but the Russian oligarchs in Putin’s luxury box all looked on salivating at the sight of blood.īrian Flynn, making his first appearance of the season after falling through the roof of his barn in February, entered in relief of Kennedy. Cy Pruitt, who entered tonight’s tilt with a marvelous 5.76 ERA in 65.2 innings spread between the rotation and the pen, didn’t need to pitch that well for the St. That no one outside of Russia has heard of him can only mean one thing when it comes to the Royals. Some dude named Austin Pruitt pitched for Putin’s Army. ![]() His 28 home runs allowed move him into the top ten, a particularly ignominious feat when taking into account the fact that he doesn’t have the innings to qualify for the ERA title-a title which he’ll likely fall well short of regardless of innings amassed. With his ERA sitting at an already gross 5.09, the seven earned runs ceded in his 2.2 innings of work sent his ERA rocketing up to 5.47, thanks largely to the six extra-base hits he yielded in the 16 batters he faced. Instead, the two-dong frame- Lucas Duda and Wilson Ramos were the hangers of dong in this instance-that plated six runs merely served as the final period in the ellipsis that closed the RIP to the Royals’ 2017.įor Kennedy, he managed to add nearly four-tenths of a run to his ERA, a feat that takes some special effort when the calendar is about to turn over into the final month of the regular season. ![]() Any argument waged against this point of view was rendered moot as Kennedy yielded a pair of demoralizing dong hangings in a six-run third that would have felt like the symbolic end of the Royals’ season and micro-dynasty had that dumpster fire of a series at the Jake-yes, it’s still the Jake-not preceded it. Given their streak of futility in which they failed to plate a single run in a three-game series in Cleveland, one could easily have argued that the Royals had all but lost in the top of the first inning. It should probably be noted that the Royals entered the top of the third down 1-0. For dong aficionados, he served up two in an interminable third inning from which he was unable to escape without getting the hook. ![]() Implosion artist Ian Kennedy took to the mound tonight and did what he’s best at: letting dudes hang dong like it was the shower scene in the “YMCA” sequence in Can’t Stop the Music. For those just tuning in, the Royals have been playing their way out of the playoff picture for the past few weeks, giving a meek wave as they step back through the hedges and out of view. ![]()
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